phil might have left out the part of the fainting story where dan had to help him sit up and stand and guide him to the couch while he was really dizzy and sore from falling but i am thinking about it a lot
i think dan and phil should make a google deep dive video together. them looking stuff up on google together and laughing just for themselves in a jenna and julien fashion is what 2018 needs
I’m 👏 just 👏 saying 👏 if 👏 you 👏 really 👏 wanted 👏 to 👏 give 👏 the 👏 people 👏 what 👏 they 👏 want 👏 you’d 👏 do 👏 drunk 👏 gaming 👏 you 👏 cowards 👏
“dan is doing a show with no lights, video, or penis…it was so special! they’re showing greensboro the first dongless show that dan ever did. thanks phil.”
-dan howell at greensboro ii when hit on the thigh by phil on the wheel
at last nights interactive introverts show one of the dilemmas was “phil is about to lose all of his limbs and the only way to save him is for dan to become a lawyer” and dan was like “UGH i’d have to go back to school…graduate law school..then work as a lawyer…but if we’re taking this seriously, if that were the case you all would never see me again. i’d do that for phil” and i think that’s beautiful
